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50
Monday
12/24/12
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The case against childbirth: Stretched out vaginas A guy assassinated John Lennon because he couldn't get to Yoko Ono's tits. Evolutionary strategies against bukkake. Forcing yourself to eat a whole pizza because it was expensive. Girls with sexual experience are way better than virgins. How many posts does it take to go from any topic to male models? Icarus has to use violent porn to get off. The service Nicholaus uses to fill out captcha's for him. A microphone taped to a cell phone in a closet for 3 hours. FM radio plays the same 8 songs all day long. Prank calling MLM conference calls. A tsunami of chicks.
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49
Monday
11/26/12
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Icarus has Lefty come on. The audio is shitty because it was recorded on a cell phone. A stripper slipped roofies in Lefty's drink so she could steal his debit card. The NFL is fake. Icarus wants to bang his hot female cousin. When Lefty was a kid, he used to smell his friend's sister's panties. Jessie Ventura Cocaine made Lefty's brain clear. Good gay guys are hard to find. Lefty is now drunk. BDSM porn actully saves lives. Some people give off negative energy. The Rockefeller's invented feminism. Humans were created in a test tube by reptilian aliens. Pickup artist's are clowns that dress up like fags.
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48
Monday
10/29/12
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Soft and comfy meets sleek and sexy. Minimal front coverage, no back coverage You'll love it layered or all on its own. Get into a snowed-in state of mind. Double adjustable ankle straps. Our strappy rendition is a versatile choice for casual days. All-new plush padding for a softer, more natural feel. A vibrant, irresistible blend of lush cherry blossom and juicy peach. Long straight leg, lots of attitude, supersoft. Buckle flap closure with interior drawstring. Break more hearts, wear 8 ways. Cups have no-show shine fabric.
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47
Monday
10/1/12
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Stripping is more efficient than working a day job. Nicholaus would let an old lady piss and shit on him for money. Are some people so ugly that people wouldn't even shit on them? Dolleyes had a friend who was a pickup artist, and he tried to neg her. A crazy italian seamstress. Nicholaus doesn't like italian people. Small towns suck. Dolleye's parents were worried she would marry a drug-dealing columbian. Iggy Pop (not Frank Zappa) has a studio in Little Haiti. The internet has turned everyone into tattood hipsters. People only post the good things that happen to them on the internet, never the bad things. Male models probably don't have perfect lives. Nicholaus doesn't believe in fuck buddies. Dolleyes met a lawyer with humiliation and cuckold fetishes. A sad dog story. :-(
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46
Monday
9/24/12
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This is Patrick's last day living with Nicholaus. Patrick is ignoring Nicholaus and Icarus, and going on Facebook instead. Icarus posted a picture of his cock on the forum. New Jersey is a dirty shithole. Icarus: I wake up, call her a cunt, and go about my day.
Nicholaus was trying to figure out what race Icarus was, by comparing his cock picture to cocks in online porn. Best Buy computer repair is horrible and rips you off. Trading a textbook for pot. 20 cats in a closet. Tina Fey: Discuss Octomom could palm a basketville using her vagina. Icarus doesn't give a fuck about Nicholaus' story about the moderators. Everyone in Chicago is naive, and thinks the rest of the world is as shitty as Chicago.
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45
Monday
6/11/12
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Fleshlight developing an iPad case that you can have sex with. Steve Jobs only had a 70% battery life when compared to CEO's of other companies. Would you blow another guy for $1,000,000? Nicholaus tried teaching his girlfriend to give blowjobs, but she was so bad at it, that he gave up. Angelo is making motorized bicycles, and getting motorized skateboards from China. Patrick wants to make a motorized big-wheel children's toy. Facebook is not real life. Just because you have 1,000 friends on it doesn't mean anything. Patrick teabags other gamers in Halo. Angelo got screwed over by coporate america. Patrick is moving to Kentucky in 2 weeks. Nicholaus paid for Patrick's gamer screen name to be changed to DrunkAngryPat, just so he could laugh at it.
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44
Monday
4/23/12
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Patrick is balling on a budget. For $1,000,000 would you take it up the ass? What noise? Nicholaus gets trolled by Patrick. Mr. Right says it isn't gay to blow yourself. The effortless diet - coming to a store near you. Dead air...and heavy breathing...makes the world go round. Is it gay if two guys blow each other in the same room? You don't have to be faster than the bear, just faster than your friends. A guy's testicles fall out during a fight? What if there is a woman in the room when the two guys are blowing themselves? Stripper mom looking for a girl to do girl-on-girl with her. Mr. Right made made $8,863 last year, not bad for doing nothing.
Patrick is defecting to Canada. Mr. Right unsuccessfully tries to convince Nicholaus and Patrick that Canada is the best government in the world.
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43
Monday
4/16/12
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Nicholaus brings on his roommate, Patrick. Mr. Right applied for a job at a grocery store. ......."on his screen is a giant asshole" Mr. Right sounds like "Jason" from the cartoon Home MoviesIf they're legal, it's not rape. If she says no, it means you have to hit her hard enough so she passes out. It doesn't matter if the listeners know who Patrick is. Mr. Right's brother is a scam artist. Patrick squats over a plate of "halal" chicken, and makes chicken nuggets. A black guy in North Dakota. Hating on California. Nicholaus doesn't wash plates because it washes off the "flavor". Canadian internet service isn't "halal", and it's run by squirrels. Nicholaus and Patrick prank called some redneck hookers. Mr. Right goes sexual.
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42
Monday
1/23/12
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Jesse from the forum comes on. J The Ripper is all butthurt. Money, guns, and coke matter. Oh yeah, and grenades. Sex talk among bros. My friends basically hit the ceiling when I told them about puahate and their ideas on peacockery. Fuck finals man, I never studied for that shit. It was freshman year, some asian girl. Long story short... The thing is, "my dad lost his at like, age 10." You just have to talk to a girl once and you're an mpua. She had a what, where? You never see fat asian hookers.
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41
Monday
1/9/12
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Being raped by Walmart. Girlfriend + couch + tv = what the fuck? 8 to 16 years old is that crucial point when if one of the parents is not around for a while it can really have an inmpact. This sounds like a cotton mouth type of thing, ya know? My brother stole my bedroom, and it's turned into an office, where do I go when the shit goes bad? Not unless I'm gonna marry her type thing. This chick would just like, walk around in her underwear, and, I would just ignore her. Oh, I'm just beating off to your guest stars online pics, what did you think? Did it take away any of the hotness of meeting her? Internet hug. Wrestling rats. She dated the guy from The Wonder Years. It took a whole bottle of Aqua Net to get that crazy hairdo. I don't think she had sex with all of them. The Von Erich brothers. That guy must have been fucking nuts or something. Wrestlers are most likely fucked in the head. Mr. Right thinks all the Jersey Shore girls are attractive, except Snooki.
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40
Monday
12/26/11
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A slow start for Mr. Right and Nicholaus Oh i have brown hair too, cool bro, you wanna hang out? When you eat a lot you need a shit like an hour later. Talk about cheap ass canadian apartment deposits. If you're on food stamps, you don't need to be worrying about a cellphone. Awkward pause. Even if gold bars came out of her pussy when you fucked her in the ass. I would do it for money too. There's 8 billion people in the world? Okay i am done with my rant. Listen motherfucker...I now you guys were fucking off before you moved here, but now i'm here, and this shit is gonna stop right now. When the movie American Pie came out, Mr. Right was only 11. She got her boobs butchered up. Awkward pause #2. It's on one of those lesbian channels. Those telemarketers, you just cannot get away. Angry black man tells himself to meet him somehwere.
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39
Monday
12/12/11
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Drunken hilarity. "It's called iron'oney" Horrendous distortion to kick off the show. "What da fuck?" Lucifer comes on. Talking about when Lucifer was a moderator and he went crazy deleting threads. "You kept registering again and again, so we kept banning you" VPN stands for virtual private network. Waiting for a bitch to come on, so you can talk dirty to her and then go over later and fuck her. Crossing state lines for pussy. Easily riled up forum members and pissing them off. An interesting point about liberals. Some of us just can't stand Nashville. "Day Game: as the butthurt community call it" Abide by the cyber laws setup in the UK, by Tony Blair. Some serious (or not so serious) racism. Delete your Facebook account. Prank calls to prostitutes (not going too well). "It's to speak to the criminal psychologist" Authoritarian? Ask about that two girl special (hooker sandwich). "Can i get a reduction on price if one of us is a midget?" Only $200 for a midget, that's good to know. "I'm a male model, it would be beneficial for you to touch me"
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38
Monday
11/28/11
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Midnight sounds like an intro to a rap skit. Fat guys get no love...unlike Heavy D...but they gotta pay. Chicks on Craigslist are classier than bar chicks. Midnight knows guys who do the steroids. Bitches want Mr.right's dick because he is Canadian. Total Bromance Weird voice male from fat youtube kid. More voicemail and Midnight leaves a message. Did the guys get trolled? To the escort services of Nova Scotia we go! Mr. Right goes to take a shit. Youtube kid keeps thinking this is internet radio (a real show). He tries to remember what line he said to a girl. Talking about getting kicked out of school Midnight breaks it down on how to be a douchebag. Midnight makes some common sense. Back to the escort services! "I want to try to find out ways to act like a douchebag, where she doesn't know I'm acting like a douchebag" Youtube kid still thinks the show is real.
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37
Monday
11/14/11
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Chat up lines of pick up kings. (Once you pick her up then tie her up and webcam her for internet royalties). Being employed to do one job, break some stuff and panic as you don't know how to fix it. You cannot call something a summit if there's only 50 people there, more like a backyard barbecue. Mr. Right goes for a piss. Hacking cable modems and Directv, the intricacies of how this stuff works. Is it worse to be beaten up throughout your childhood or to be emotionally scarred? Examination of the differences in the drug worlds of both the US and Canada. Does Mr. Right have some deep seated emotional issues? Various background noises including, banging, klunking, rustling and heavy breathing. Mr. Right's history of pickup. Vince Kelvin is a creepy loser. Puahate was invited to speak at the pua summit. Anonymous forum member "Jesse" comes on. A look at whether looks are important. Mr. Right has never been drunk? Really never? He's missing out. A word to the wise, don't lend your mom $30k. "I will show you the way to the bottom of your bank account" Prostitutes are A-OKAY! (Hey it's almost xmas, treat yourself.) David Deangelo lives like a hobo but is actually rich (don't worry his wife is ugly).
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36
Monday
10/31/11
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A gun that shoots knives. Nicholaus is a retard when it comes to Skype. Mr. Right: "Moving anywhere more than a mile away really sucks" Bropocalypse leaves to go sell pot to his friend in the living room. A guy really showing his dick on youtube? Wide hips on a girl is fine, but not too wide. Mr. Right rides a horse during the show. Bropocalypse decides to grace us with his presence again. Deep Web story about a secret video of two guys banging a dead girl (is this true?). Mr. Right talks about getting old (from his vast life experience).
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35
Monday
10/10/11
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Bropocalypse waits for Nicholas and doesn't have any idea what he is doing. Mexican Coca-Cola has sugar in it and not the evil high-fructose corn syrup. Both Nicholaus & Bropoc agree that Nicholaus sounds like a retard with his Chicago accent. Bropoc goes to a lot of meetings at work, and thinks he's at the pentagon. Who came up with the eight hour work day? Nicholaus drops DHV's about cars and condo's that he had in his twenties. Mr. Right is so busy that it takes him 12 hours to return a text message. Spirits give Nicholaus business ideas. Finally Mr. Right answers the phone (turns out the fucker was sleeping). When Mr. Right becomes rich, he wants a huge house, big phat car, and a prostitute. The past drama with Smokey3. Nicholaus trolls dating guru's on facebook with fake hot chick profiles. Masturbating with sticky cheeto fingers. Nicholaus has a bladder infection and no health insurance. At his work, Nicholaus' boss thinks he does drugs in the bathroom. Mr. Right looks at his budget, and he thinks he is pretty much fucked. The USA lets homeless people starve, while in Canada they feed all the homeless. Crazy Mike, the rich bearded homeless sailor. Restraining orders are just shit tests that need to be reframed. What is being normal? Bropocalypse: "Wholly embracing yourself all the time will have girls on your dick 24/7" No matter how hot a chick is, if she goes to dance clubs, Nicholaus will not slip the dong to her. Nicholaus: "Women aren't cars" Barry and Stephan's relationship. Banging a hooker in the other owner's office.
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34
Monday
10/3/11
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Greetings: Bropac is eating a burrito and will join momentarily. Taking Hydroxycut is fucking with Mr. Right's already fucked up sleep schedule. "But he's losing weight, has more energy and is slimming down" What would happen to Podcastlol if Mr. Right OD'd on Hydroxycut? Mr. Right critiques the fat youtube pickup kid's skills. Typical Bropoc week: Work, lay around, sleep, repeat x 7. Nicholaus was becoming a hoarder so he cleaned out all his junk. Why Nicholaus is pissed that craiglist removed their adult services section. Nicholaus is trying to whore out his spare room to people who do webcam shows. Nicholaus' old lady is starting to get on his nerves. Stories of Bropoc and Mr. Right working at a call center, including Mr. Right getting shit-canned for giving away Capital One's money to an old lady. Nicholaus ranting about small-time business owners referring to themselves as "CEO" and other unjustifiably pompous titles. If they made the "big bucks", what kind of car would the boys drive? Bropoc's current whip. Bropoc talks about underground drainage tunnels in Japan, and Nicholaus explains drain tile. Japan is a really fucked up country with crazy porn. Nicholaus raps about a weird movie he just saw ( Gamer). Mr. Right is fading.
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33
Monday
9/19/11
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Bropoc thinks he's recording episode 32. Quick shitty quality sound discussion. People who write walls of text. "Nice episode guys, can't even operate skype" In depth convo on Bropoc's j-o-b. Customers don't like Mr. Right because he's a canadian & they're yankees. A 17 y/o chick Mr. Right likes adds him on facebook. Podcastlol: An unscripted podcast. With a gay name. And shitty sound quality. Voicemail phone number now available: Show Voicemail (478) 227-8565 Nicholaus plays a few voicemails they recieved. Mr. Right is a baller. *sounds like someone is taking piss in the background on this episode* Nicholaus is using condoms with the GF again. Mr. Right has sex with lamb intestines. O take a nap while Mr. Right talks about school & being lazy. Mr. Right's favorite Mortal Kombat character is Sub Zero. Hydro should abandon his baby instead of buying $30 X-Box games. Selling babies on the black market. "Call now!" Don't fucking tell me what to do. Bropoc planning a trip to Big Bear. Snowboarding in the woods wearing Hanes underwear made in Vietnam. Mr. right talks about Germany. "Pollution makes asians yellow" Steamroller's real name is fat piece of shit aka 4-Chins. Mr. Right get's dark "everything you is your own fault". Nicholaus get's a shit-ton of energy from Vitamin B. Mr. Right thinks the fat guy from the forums is lying about losing weight. Just believe in yourself & you will lose weight.
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Episode
32
Monday
9/12/11
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Mr Right now coming through crystal clear. The feud between Jorge and Mr, Right. Mr. Right emails Mystery about Barry. Mystery won't pay for one of Barry's shows. Wants a free copy. Nicholaus outlined a business plan for Barry. Barry rejected it. Mr. Right has one of "those friends". The guy who always borrows money. Most of his troubles come from that guy. Mr. Right doesn't know how he'll ever get his money back. Revenge is suggested by Nicholaus. Nicholaus faces down a real life tough guy. Mr. Right's landlord treats him like the son he hasn't evicted yet. Nicholaus is a reformed drunk driver. Health insurance is not possessed by Nicholaus. Crackhead ex-roommate got huge medical bills. Universal health care gets Mr Right's vote. How being the President is like being a football coach. What Nicholaus would rather do than be President. The Presidential Campaign should be marketed like Pickup. Where Nicholaus' neighbour goes at 4:00am. Mr. Right watches some porn. Nicholaus watches Seinfeld.
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31
Monday
9/5/11
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A drunk show by 365q. 365q uses his Barry White voice to seduce the listeners. Today's episode is brought to you by Seagram's Orange Gin & Gatorade. 365q has to whisper because people are sleeping in his house. At what point in life does the small details we tell each other stop mattering? "I love you"...."No, I love you more" Is he a grown up now? The gin & juice takes over his brain for a minute. If most people tried to let go of their rigid views of realilty, they would lose their shit. Posting pics of trannies on the internet makes 365q laugh, but if trannies were in his house, he would be pissed. Surfing the internet is like being in the movie Mad Max. Shaving armpits. People who openly admit they take steriods are cool. People who take them but hide it are jerks. Welcome to his reality. Fat girls should not send private messages to 365q. Rembrandt's paintings of fat women. Girls who do yoga are amazing. 365q used to get on the rowing machine at the gym, and fantasize about banging the girls in the yoga class next to him.
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30
Monday
8/29/11
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Nicholaus has a Skype stalker. Mr. Right needs a new microphone. Does Barry want to go back to RSD!? He was making HOW MUCH there??? Could J The Ripper be trolling Mr. Right? Mr. Right could be saying something profound here, but technology fails him. Mr. Right will be seeing a doctor about his anxiety . Nicholaus tells us which forum he thinks is completely insane. Brocopalypse and Nicholaus want to shave some fat off. Maybe off each other. Mr. Right chips in with some bodybuilding advice. The guys all share their measurements. Mr. Right talks about how big his head is. Nicholaus thinks Yoga is the shit. It is. Bropocalypse talks about the yoga addict he dated. Nicholaus is having second thoughts about his supplements. He predicts the demise of the fish-oil bubble. Brocopalypse has found a new foul tasting supplement that works for him. Mr. Right tap dances and talks, and nobody can make out what he's saying, but I'll try. I.zzt..de..brea...oeez.zzzeg...taz...or something to that effect. Mr. Right threatens to kick Nichalaus' ass. Bropocalypse starts to get Joe Pesci on Right's ass. Brocopalypse and Nicholaus have superhearing if they can make out what the fuck Mr. Right is saying. Or they're humoring him. Chyna sucks a penis, as Nicholaus watches. Mr. Right has seen a nasty clit, and it's not his mom's. Brocopalypse compares himself to sex addicts. Crack addict gives blowjobs in the alley and sleeps on Nicholaus' couch. Nicholaus talks about his time on J The Ripper's show. Mr. Right starts talking about what J The Ripper said about Brocopalypse... Audio cuts out at "He's like..." And returns at "..fucked his ass" Nicholaus looks up pregnant porn.
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Episode
29
Monday
8/22/11
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Nicholaus warns that the audio quality is probably gonna suck on this episode (it does). Mr. Right's connection is unintelligible. Nicholaus expresses his disappointment in Bropocalypse not being there for this episode. Reminiscing about when Mr. Right used to go on Barry's show. Nicholaus shares stories of living with his hot asian female roommate. Hydro's baby momma already has another kid. Nicholaus sells his hot asian roommate's used panties on Craigslist. The story of the 400-pound bipolar guy living on Nicholaus' couch, who broke the couch and stunk up the place. The hot asian roommate had a system she used for picking up guys at bars to immediately take home and bang. Stories of Nicholaus' 62-year-old roommate and his 70 year old girlfriend. What causes Nicholaus' lapses in memory ---> coping strategies. Nicholaus' hospital stay with a crackhead psycho girl. Bropoc fucks up another recording. Not really. Hot asian roommate vs. crackhead roommate. Nicholaus gets a late night visit from the police. The crackhead on the couch meets "johns" on Craigslist. Another visit from the police. This time, they're undercover. If Nicholaus were a real pimp... Crackhead leaves vaginal discharge glob of uterine tissue on the floor. More drama with the police and the crackhead. What's going on with Mr. Right? Mr. Right spent a week working at a camp for mentally handicapped people.
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Episode
28
Monday
8/8/11
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Hello...hola...konichiwa...o hai guys! Mr. Right: "Can you hear me now?" Bropoc is retarded & didn't record like a dunckis. Awkwardness "Nicholaus the dictator" thinks minimum age of 30 years old should be required for college. I zoned out listening to Mr. Right's static. Nicholaus drops some fortune-cookie zen on the boys. Bropoc thinks standardized tests for grades is a good idea. Mr. Right likes to rake leaves while thinking about what he will fap to later. Bropoc likes big booty hoes. They're talking about school related stuff. Canada has their shit down according to Nicholaus. Mr. Right pays $6,000 for classes. Nicholaus has some good advice. Don't worry, be happy. Mr. Right likes politics. Nicholaus is a lone wolf. Focus on getting better on things you can control, not on useless knowledge. Mr. Right wants to read economic news with his shitty connection. Nicholaus hypothesizes on debt default. The "If You Had HIV" game. Mr. Right would fuck Ghita Jones (Neil Strauss' ex-girlfriend). Nicholaus wouldn't fuck Ghita, not even for money. The girl with herpes that Nicholaus dated. Valtrex dries up vaginas. Hock a loogie into a dry vagina. Would Mr. Right spit on a girl's asshole? The "forever alone" female roomate Nicholaus had. Guess who returns to the show after disappearing for a half hour: Bropoc Bropoc's 68 y/o mom plays playstation. Bropoc just wants you to blow him & bring him burritos. The psycho ex's of Bropoc. People are eating up the stupid. Nicholas talks about how 95% of people think they are smarter than other people. Bropac really appreciates people, and is always amazed. Smart people bukkake of mental masterbation. Chicks have split Facebook personalities.
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27
Monday
8/1/11
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Mr. Right's microphone is fucked up. No, Mr. Right's microphone is fine, it sounds fucked up because he is sharing an internet connection with half of his town. All Bropocolypse hears is "fuckin". Limited bandwidth means shitty Skype quality. Mr. Right leaves to go kick the ass of the other people living in his house. Nicholaus is an intermediate-level pua. Mr. Right is working at a camp for mentally-handicapped construction workers. Bropocolypse leaves to take a shit. Mr. Right has an epiphany. Bropocolypse's ass hurts from sitting on the yoga ball at work for weeks. All Canadians are faggots. Bropocolypse ran social circle game when he was six years old. Nicholaus scored in his second-grade class when he was a kid. Bropocolypse fucked a fattie inside a bush when he was five. Singledudetravel stories. Mr. Right drinks lots of water before he masturbates. How much sperm is stored inside Mr. Right's penis? Black girls and redheads are either really hot or really ugly. Mr. Right says that god wants him to masturbate. If the helicopter were coming to rescue you in two days, would you masturbate? Mr. Right is a geography wizard. The male reproductive system explained.
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26
Monday
7/25/11
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Nicholaus and Bropocalypse not talking. Here comes Mr. Right. Seems more confident. Howard Stern joins. Bropoc is scared of negative comments. Bropoc takes us through his exciting work schedule again. Bropocalypse flaking. Stupid boring talk about Jen. Barry to be a stay at home pussywhipped father. It doesn't matter. Something about a park. Bropocalypse says interesting things. 15 minutes of Mr Right's nervousness around women. Hot but retarded girls. Mr. Right is the prize and the selector. Mr. Right says anxiety means he has difficulty with talking to women. Dare is a creep. Barry is a pussy off the show. Mr. Right babies. Mr. Right has never had a wrong number. Bropoc gives positive enforcement. Mr. Right a little mini celebrity. Mr. Right says why Gunwitch won't do a show. Gunwitch is a snitch. Gunwitch works for the feds. Mr. Right: A snitch is not a bad thing. The snitch is moving home. Bropoc is a black rights activist. Mr. Right racist remark. Socialism is interesting. Republicans bla bla bla. Something about Canada. Bropoc names his new dog Jen. Mr. Right's day: He woke up and ate food. Mr. Right flirting with 400-pound women on the internet. Bropoc: Go and have sex with girls and shut your mouth. Scarlett Johansson dating Mehow. Inner game is important. Talk to 800 women. Use lines and be yourself. Bropoc: This show sucks. Bropoc gives amazing advice (no sarcasm). We're getting deep. Mr. Right is super high status and busy, but will be able to make it to do a show with Bropoc and Nicholaus. Garbage...i dont know what these episodes are anyways...
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25
Monday
7/18/11
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Skunk at Bropocalypse's apartment. Mr. Right and 'inconvient' internet connection drop outs. Incest related porn & fucked up brains. Flyings ants fucking flying around. More incest talk ie., mother uses a 'strap-on' on daughter. Nicholaus talks about his parents & high school. The drive through drug dealer. Bropoc talks about his job & sitting on his gay yoga balls. Bropoc won't fuck bitches with his yoga balls in front of kids. Bropoc smokes alot of marijuana. Bropoc is a cop from Seattle & bangs weird chicks from there. Fuck, 3 out of 5 rating for Bropoc's '3 out of 5' story, fuck. 400 lb. 6'9" dude has callous feet & wears no shoes. Bropoc & Nicholaus try on different shoes during the show. The most amazing shoes in the whole wide world. That hoarder's show: rats, cats, & lions. Eat, sleep, work = life Bullshitting with an Ohio waitress. Being alpha & politics. Shitty tattoos are depressing. The DOS Shell Bropac & His GF = Marriage??? Marriage talk & having a job. The Bro Bar.........bro
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24
Monday
7/11/11
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Ola, Como Esta, Homo Podcastlol - Not a show, just shit-talking. The people have spoken. Barry quits.... again. Nicholaus' ant problem. Nick rents out his spare bedroom to wierdos. Nick does not want his girlfriend to move in. 32 year old woman's parent's don't allow her to sleep over. First girl Bropocalypse genuinely likes. Dating girls with kids. Nick doesn't want kids, period. Nick is still experiencing his kid stage in adulthood. Single mom and kid sleepover at Nick's house. Waking up next morning and regretting the chick you ended up banging. The Office - Angela & Dwight. What would you do if the girl ended having your kid? Bropoc's insane ex-girlfriend pregnancy scare. Text Message: I'll blow you and buy you a burrito Crying, crying, and more crying. Sociopathic females. Nick's ultimate deal-breaker - going through his shit. THE GRIFTER Serious discussion on PuaHate? Not happening. Ryan Dunn died? Ryan who? Barry quitting because he's 35? What does his age have to do with anything? Nick's opinion - Barry's show was awesome before he told his family about it. Go after what you want, fuck everyone else. The Deepweb, where all the crazy shit is stored. Bropoc's job. Skinless condoms. Nick's girlfriend is on birth control, too lazy to put on condoms. Nick wants to get a vasectomy. Forum Thread - 51 year old guy marries 16 year old girl. Blowjob in the drive-through of Taco Bell.
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23
Monday
7/4/11
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Guess who's black It's not my cup of tea. Will Nicholaus read Bropcolypse a bedtime story? Kamikaze your way through Paxil. Midget porn and.... Mr Right?..... Wha? How many dating gurus actually date hot chicks? The cuckold's conspiracies. Who is Monstar? Wygant & Noble Nicholaus attacked by pua's. Brocopolypse sits in a cubical. Pua TENT? Bropocalypse gets meds from a meth dealer? Pa Pa Kho Uuuuuh? Uuuuuh? Subliminal against other podcasts. A GLORIOUS time. Brocopolypse a cat in heat. Trolling homos. Gone in sixty seconds. Nicholaus dated 4 girls in a row from Klammath Falls. Monstar is CEO CFO CIO CTO COO of the company. Wolverine donated the money for Urban's unbanning. Urban fights the feminists. Time for beddy bye byes. Greatest outro ever.
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Episode
22
Friday
4/22/11
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Forum Member: Oatmeal joins Podcast recap. Ex-GF's and geing in relationships. AFC behavior Hillbillies: US vs Canadian Online dating tips. Long distance relationships. Online experiences. Crazy suburbs. Talking about spirituality and other stuff. Killing joke. Toronto pua's. Shitty Advice questions answered. (Does looks matter finally answered)
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21
Sunday
2/20/11
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Check 1 and 2 Superjoint feels like a fuckhead for spamming/racism (he paid $3 to get unbanned). Nicholaus is confused about Superjoint's apology. Paxil and other antidepressents. Behind the scenes on Puahate, bots, and the future of Puahate. Magic 8-Ball, a real person? Superjoint calls out Pua7000(fuchen). Nicholaus doesn't want J the Ripper to ruin the show. Nicholaus vs. Barry & Formhandle Nicholaus tried to get a conversation started with Barry by sending him a tin of (normal) popcorn, and barry ignored him completely. Pua and their weird names. David DeAngelo won't take a shit without first thinking about how he should market it.
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20
Friday
2/18/11
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Rock from the forum's sits in. Man Possesed eat's a baby. Looking for co-hosts & shit. Would you eat a baby? Rocko is an "N" Person. Chi-Town Hoodery Forum Roll-Call Ashton Kutcher is a douche. Rant on the forums. We talk about Super Joint Ritual (SJR). Facebook Pimpin' Rocko likes the episode with Beej, Nick Cotton, & SJR. SJR Official statement to Nicholaus & the Mods. Podcast motivation & how to get started. SJR joins & addresses what he said. SJR is a ..... SJR has a made up disease. No one likes SJR. SJR Alex Jones' the Mods. SJR & JTR think wrestling is real. SJR is gay. Everyone watches tranny porn for fun. Man fucked to death by a horse. SJR is a gay horse. Giovanni saw the Justin Beiber movie 3 times & liked it. SJR would blow Justin Beiber to be famous.
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19
Tuesday
2/1/11
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Lucifer & SJR talk about assburgers SJR plays Fall In Love You Lose throughout the show linkSJR's Mom yells at him. SJR teaches Lucifer Chinese. Chinese Tyler Durden from RSD. Suction cup tits & fuck machines. SJR spent his vacation at a mental institution. Lucifer thinks he's misunderstood. Let's play Bushido Blade. Hot Sarah Silverman look alike to beat off to. Virginia Tech asian ruined it for all asians. SJR wants to drink a beer with Lucifer. Lucifer doesn't trust SJR. SJR isn't gay anymore. Neil Strauss is smart. ...other BS to trash.
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18
Friday
12/24/10
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Playstation 3 Game reviews. Clouds fucked up Midnight's viewing of the lunar eclipse. Help the recession by buying bootcamps and pickup products. Video games are better than sex. Fuck you, SuperJointRitual. Protoman comes on. Protoman is high as fuck on legal cannabis alternatives. Shitty music playing in the background. Christmas is bullshit. Fucking girls in bathrooms. Old people suck. Protoman fucks cougars. Protoman was homeless for a couple months. Oog comes on. Hoe, Hoe, Hoes. Oog hates the commercialism of the Holidays. We don't just bash Christmas, we bash Hanukkah and Kwanzaa too. Writer's Block
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17
Thursday
12/9/10
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Lil Wyte: bad influence The bonus segment, barry kirkey/gunwitch update. Meshuggah-shed Allen Kurry bashing. Mode .07 Fuck Mode One Forum drama: Allen vs. Puahate Nicholaus taking no prisoners. The tags, don't read them/take them seriously. Sleazy bashing. Gambler bashing. Ratisse bashing. Gambler homeless jokes. Repackaging shit. Barry Kirkey twitting bot. I reply to a bunch of people on the feedback page. I want Barry's old shows, help Mr. Right. A bunch of plugs. The song at the end is by A7x-fiction, R.I.P. the REV.
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16
Wednesday
12/6/10
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Prank calls to Chinese restaurants. Prank call to Nintendo. Midnight goes sarging. Oog comes on. What pisses us off? Oog hates radicals and Muslims. Project Orion: The key to the future. Europe is a disgusting cesspool of debauchery and sin. Fast forward to 20:51 for clearer voice quality. Why do we keep putting shitty politicians in office? Alex Jones fucking rocks. Commercial break. Midnight also has a big problem with Islam. Oog has nothing to do with the seduction community. Most young women today are stuck-up whores. Midnight and Oog prank call the Church of Scientology. Failed prank calls to hookers. Prank calls to Chinese restaurants again. Oog wants to become a cyborg to phase out unnecessary human emotions. Complete chaos.
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15
Wednesday
12/1/10
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I bash Barry/Gun are gay lovers. How much Gunwitch's show sucks... Thanksgiving, what i am thankful for. Community bullshit. Different forums/sarging. Castlenova Crew is legit? Other bullshit forums, suck on my balls sosuave, rsdnation, etc... THEY ALL SUCK. J The Ripper, Lucifer, Nicholaus Non-legit, any one who is similar to Vin Di Carlo. Why hypnosis is so important. Psycho cybernetics Getting laid isn't hard. Johnny Wolf and Nick Kho are a disgrace to my race. It's not gay if you don't push back.
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14
Monday
11/22/10
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Pua's are subject to FTC laws. Pua's know they are stealing and breaking the law, they keep doing it because nobody pushes or complains. PuaHate hates everyone, including Ross Jeffries. Ross challenges anyone, to find someone whom he didn't refund, or where he made up a testimonial, or used hidden continuity. Does Speed Seduction work? What to look out for in Pua marketing. Ross's thoughts on The Game by Neil Strauss. Did Ross really hypnotize a waitress in a California Pizza Kitchen restaurant? What is hypnosis? Is Speed Seduction really necessary? Midnight didn't get laid using Speed Seduction. Ross offers to give a free bootcamp to PuaHate forum members. Ross's connection dies - interview over.
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13
Monday
11/1/10
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Nicholaus in the house. Midnight called some hookers, Nintendo & some Chinese restaurants. Podcasting Barry's show was good until he started dating his girlfriend. Starting a business. Mystery has A.D.D. David DeAngelo the marketer. Fake happy. Gurus are not qualified to help you. Forums Analyzing Mr. Right. Homeless people. People on PuaHate that could use some meds. Get rid of seduction crap, just act normal. Podcast goals. The addict gene.
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12
Monday
10/11/10
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Mr. Right is back. Mr. Right's Weather Report: It's somewhat warm. There is wind, but not a lot. Canadians don't care if you make fun of them. No racism allowed on Puahate. How Mr. Right lost his virginity. Pickup techniques are bullshit. Sex is overrated. I don't listen to Gunwitch's show. Women like to be beaten by werewolves and vampires during sex. Oneitis with Taylor Swift. In the States there's a party every night.
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11
Monday
9/27/10
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Why do pickup artists have such weird names? Comedians should become the community gurus. Where the fuck is Mr. Right? Midnight's shitty advice for seducing women. Midnight is not Asian. Economic theory proves PUA to be a waste of time and money. Lucifer comes on. "You just gotta go beasting, bro" Technical difficulties Lucifer and Midnight work on a slogan for the podcast. How Lucifer found the community. How Midnight found the community. Thundercat's podcast sucks. Bill Clinton would be the best ex-president to party with. How much money would you have to be paid to fuck Hillary? Lucifer talks shit about Adam and Amanda Lyon. Is there such thing as an Asian HB10? Stories about messing around with chicks. Where the fuck did the PUA scene come from? Lucifer's leg of steel. The community is a homoerotic paradox. (what the fuck?) Turn-off stories. "Men age like wine; women age like milk" Shitty porno scenes. Who the fuck is Barbara Hand?
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10
Wednesday
7/7/10
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Mr. Right is talkative when it comes to wrestling. Bropocalypse's Monday Night Raw story "I was done, never again" Why did we talk about the BP oil spill in episode 9? Sarah Palin is an idiot. American news tries to scare people. People in Canada don't lock their doors. "How do you create 7 children in a 2 bedroom apartment?" The BET Channel Racism still exists in America. Hydro looks like he would steal shit.
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9
Wednesday
6/30/10
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Mr. Right's completely random wrestling history segment. Lucifer comes on drunk. Everyone likes Miley Cyrus's cameltoe. "Younger girls aren't necessarily innocent" Lucifer's sister buys him a satanic book. Frederick Mesmer hypnosis. Hypnotica ripped off Frederick Mesmer? Lucifer thinks Nicholaus didn't unban him, even though he did. The BP oil spill in the gulf. Lucifer tries to come off as a metal expert. John McCain doesn't sound intelligent when he talks. "Free health care is the way to go" Canada has stronger beer than the usa. Lucifer lives with his family because he likes to mooch off of people. Yuriy meets Youvall in Israel.
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8
Wednesday
6/2/10
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Homeless people in the alley. Lucifer comes on. Lucifer apologizes for deleting threads on the forum. "How could anything with a woman be gay?" If you like wrestling, Mr. Right likes you. Tombstone piledriver is an instant kill. Bropocalypse's 67-year-old mom bought herself a PS3 for christmas. Mr. Right doesn't like people who sit on their ass all day. Lucifer's mom with autism comes on. The blind poop guy hangs up on us. "Put that dildo down" Hot transexual prostitutes.
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7
Wednesday
5/26/10
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Recorded two episodes wednesday night, lost both from software crashes. Lucifer comes on. Angelina is a dude posting as a girl? Shoutouts galore. Yuriy comes on. Lucifer makes fun of Johnny's appearance on Episode 6. "Johnny tries to bullshit his own reality" VH1 saved Yuriy's life. Calling the blind poop guy. "I don't want anyone to get in trouble just because someone takes a poop" Mr. Right gets hard. Prank calling Eros prostitutes.
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6
Wednesday
5/19/10
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Johnny comes on. "Do the math asshole" How Johnny got into the seduction community. His bootcamp story. He only went the first day. The bootcamp was life-changing. Mystery doesn't get laid? If your mind is weak enough, you will buy dating products. "Fuck the law" The world is a pyramid. Ebook didn't do well. Johnny hates people with backpacks and ipods.
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5
Wednesday
5/12/10
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Bropocalypse is drunk. J The Ripper comes on. Adderall and alcohol. Is Monstar the ultimate troll? Mr. Right is sick. Lucifer comes on. J The Ripper confronts Lucifer about his creepiness when he hung out with Casanova Crew. "You better hold on!" Luficer goes into the bathroom for an hour at the strip club, then comes out and starts carving into the table with a pen. Lucifer was a bouncer at a gay bar? Lucifer's sister calls J The Ripper a pervert. Seminars are really just dudes vibing with other dudes. Midnight comes on. Mushroom stories. Midnight talks about how a guru ripped him off. Gay Jersey Shore porn. Midnight is not Monstar. What is there to do in Tennessee? "If I'm paying you, I can talk to you however the hell I want! " Yuriy comes on. Complete chaos.
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4
Wednesday
5/5/10
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Lucifer comes on the show. Why Lucifer got banned? Oh wait, I deleted every thread on the forum. Lucifer was in Casanova Crew. Bropocalypse & Lucifer ponder why the bkrs forum was shut down. Are all people who ask legit questions on our forum really trolls? Is everbody on the forum Monstar? Lucifer says "Fuck you Nicholaus". Prank calling transvestite hookers. Lucifer's uncle tries to become a priest, then starts banging transvestite hookers. Talking grafitti. "You are the pickup artist!"
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3
Wednesday
4/29/10
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Bropocalypse high as fuck. Lucifer goes crazy on forum. $10,000 for 1-inch removed from your penis? Mexican drug war: Raping, killing, dead people on the street in Jorge's city. Green Nimbusing Monstar & Lucifer going to Mexico for free! Mexican whore houses. Guess the guru game. Sarging the Sunset Strip prank call. What pisses off Jorge about forum threads. "Hot Boxing" Mr. Right goes to the dentist. Bropocalypse calls out the show critics: Come on the show yourself! Prank calling craigslist prostitutes. Silence...voicemail...silence...voicemail. (x30)
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Wednesday
4/23/10
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Nicholaus comes on. Evaluating the first episode. Trolling the listeners (The Macarena). The human centipede. Thanks to JB the Clip Man for sending us tons of sound clips. 415 pound fat guy on the couch for 2 months. How to handle people who call you so they can talk non-stop for 30 minutes. No topics for the first episode: If only there were a forum with topics to talk about? The Barry bashing tangent: Being nice to his guests then bashing them the next day, how Barry treats his friends on his show. What will happen if any gurus want to come on this show? Levi's girlfriend said "no" to him doing midget porn. Will PUA Comic and Hypnotica throw down on this show?
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Wednesday
4/22/10
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Introduction Mr. Right's breath is the 4th host of the show. "I'm feeling present" Dead air. It's Britney Bitch. What color was that feeling? Jorge: "Is Gunwitch still pretending to be making money from his products? " Yuriy comes on and talks about black people. The topic is: there is no topic Nimbus Nimbusing Mr. Right breathing.
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